Dog Sympathizer Prints

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

"Enough with the criticism!"

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'