Animal Sympathizer Prints

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

Sorry to hear about your accident.

"It's true … your whole life does flash before you!"

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

Innocent Civilians

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

"Why so sad, Pal?"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Carrot Throwing Act

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

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"Enough with the criticism!"

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

Tapeworms Need Love Too

Bull Visiting Matador

"This dog definitely had abandonment issues..."

"I keep dreaming someone has cllpped my ears and snipped my tail."

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

"Every night, I feel so used."