Dog Sympathizer Pillows

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

A dog getting neutered.

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

"Enough with the criticism!"

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.