Yappy Dog Sympathizer Pillows

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

I know they told me not to bark

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"New tricks CD Rom"

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

"Enough with the criticism!"

'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'

'The book isn't a self-help book, it's telling you that dogs aren't as important as humans.'

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

Sorry to hear about your accident.

Cat Attitude

Innocent Civilians