Pet Sympathizer Pillows

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

Cat Attitude

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Lumbar support animal

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

"Enough with the criticism!"

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

'We do require human references, if possible!'

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

"Every night, I feel so used."

Bull Visiting Matador

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

Sorry to hear about your accident.

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

"Star light star bright please let me wake up tomorrow and be a cat so I can sleep more and won't get my heart broken so much."