Rooster Whisperer Prints

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"This never happened."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."