Rabbit Whisperers Prints

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Quick, start the car!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You know too much!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Raised by Dogs

"This never happened."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Unemotional Support Animal

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Collies Without Borders