Rabbit Whisperers Gifts

"Mabel, this rabbit ear transplant is not working. I still can't hear that dang T.V.!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Raised by Dogs

Unemotional Support Animal

"This never happened."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'