Rodent Whisperer Gifts

The Water Diviner

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Right now, they think they have a mouse."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.

Testing Whether Animals Can Think Outside The Box.

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'I think he's saying he wants a hug.'

Barry shows off his new woodchuck farm.

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

The Worm Charmer

'You know too much!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"