Rodent Whisperer Prints

The Water Diviner

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Right now, they think they have a mouse."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.

'It's gotta be a trap.'

'I think he's saying he wants a hug.'

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

'Your shoe's untied.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You know too much!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

The Worm Charmer

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"This never happened."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"