Reptile Whisperer Gifts

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Beware of Snake

"My son, the crocodile!"

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Your shoe's untied.'

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

The Worm Charmer

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'You know too much!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"