Creature Whisperer Gifts

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cat Towels

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Children's Feast.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"That is an outrageous slur."