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"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"