Parrot Whisperer T-Shirts

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'Brawk...Get dressed Frank, my husband will be home soon!...Brawwwk... Get dressed Frank, my husband will be home soon!...Brawwwk...'

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"Psst. Polly wants crack."

"He spoke his first unrepeatable word."

'Poke me once more with your finger, buster,and I'll show you what polly can say.'

"I'm really not sure what Master actually wants, but if we repeat the weird sounds he's making, we'll get crackers..."

'C'mon Ace bark, you damn fool!'

'It's for you. Somebody called Polly...!'

"Who's a pretty ugly boy, then?"

"And what speed would you say you were doing?"

'This good home he came from-it wasn't an old SAILORS home was it?'

'Parry has an insight...' "That chicken you're always eating..is that a bird?"

"Because he's been corrupted by talk radio."

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

"I hate millet."

'You keep out of this!'

Blinding the Witness

"Polly want a – wait, where's Polly?"

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

'Is it raining?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Polly's certainly picked up some new phrases since Ernest started working from home.'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

'Polly want's a scotch.'

"Well, you shouldn't say things if you don't mean them."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Foster failure"