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'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Local Knowledge

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Your shoe's untied.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Dog Dreams

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'You know too much!'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."