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'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Local Knowledge

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Dog Dreams

'Your shoe's untied.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'You know too much!'

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"