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"Well, you heard wrong. I do not collect nuts. Look, I can't get into this with you right now ? I'm with a patient."

"He never heard the Prius coming."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'

"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

At One With Nature

'Go get help!'

'You're giving a mating call yet holding a rifle - I'm getting some pretty mixed signals here, buddy!'

'No kidding! I was in that David Attenborough documentary too...'

'You heard me! Spit it out!'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

'Sure, everybody is repeating it, but it doesn't mean it's true...'

Passive aggressive bears are the worst.

A deer with big antlers standing next to a chair.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"...Okay, so today I hit two birdies, one eagle, four hedgehogs and a rabbit..."

Alaska Big Spirit: Sarah Palin

The First and Last Episode of the Skunk Whisperer.

Nature's revenge

Overheard at Buffalo Bills.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Zookeeper

"You can hear a mouse moving under the snow but you never seem to hear me when I suggest we visit my mother!"

"You seem like a therapist who understands climate change."

"My husband has a huge set of antlers and I have a pretty good idea where he's hanging out."

A female moose uses a portable music player to listen to the mating call of a male moose.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

David Attenborough's Morning

"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."

"Since this is your first time seeing a rhino, just a friendly note: that’s my horn, not a giant pimple!"