Wildlife Communicator T-Shirts

Hedgehog talking on the telephone.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

So you're a mocking bird...

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Have you tried biting him?"

"I think it loves us."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Nice jingle!'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Hold that thought, my love. I'm listening – I just need to pee on those daylilies."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

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