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By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled

'I apologize for laughing at your idea, Hal. It's brilliant!'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

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It would be the last time that the Oak Bay birdwatching club would venture out into the woods without a prior phone call.

'It needs a complete makeover.'

'He heard a voice saying, 'if you build it, they will come.''

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

'We're trying to unplug it.'

"Now, nobody fall while I'm gone because I won't hear it."

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

'She never learned how to dance.'

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Just between you and me...when a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it still makes a sound."

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Twittering is something new?? I've been doing it for years!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

When I'm dead, I want to be composted!

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

A retired man relaxing by fishing.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"There's no charge for wandering around in the woods, but a three-dollar contribution is suggested."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Busy Gardener

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."