Rat Whisperer T-Shirts

Extra Cheese

Vending Machine Selling Bavarian Cap and Flute.

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Humans are strange: they call us dirty, disgusting rats, but regard mouldy cheeses as delicacies...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Your shoe's untied.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Biofelineism

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Children's Feast.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'You know too much!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."