Rat Whisperer T-Shirts

Extra Cheese

Vending Machine Selling Bavarian Cap and Flute.

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Humans are strange: they call us dirty, disgusting rats, but regard mouldy cheeses as delicacies...'

"Lawyers and rats fleeing the ship; that can't be good."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Quick, start the car!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Dog Dreams

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Your shoe's untied.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Children's Feast.