Rooster Lover Prints

For Tim, sleeping late is not an option!

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Space exploration"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

Purple dress

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Hazards of mouse painting

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Magic Act

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Tango

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"I got a job!"

Finance piracy

'Polly wants a Nasdaqer...Polly wants a Nasdaqer...'

'You're a smooth talker, Alphonse, but around here that's not enough.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.