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For Tim, sleeping late is not an option!

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Space exploration"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Purple dress

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Tango

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Hazards of mouse painting

Magic Act

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"I got a job!"

Finance piracy

'Polly wants a Nasdaqer...Polly wants a Nasdaqer...'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.