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'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Cockerel and hen

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"You calm down."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Penguin suit fitting.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'What, not even a kiss first?'

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

'Too dressy?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'