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'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Cockerel and hen

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"You calm down."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Penguin suit fitting.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'What, not even a kiss first?'

'Too dressy?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."