Rooster Fan T-Shirts

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Honestly - the old man's spelling gets worse!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Wolf Karaoke

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Mars Rover

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."