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'Quack.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Naughty little boy a 'cochin' it for throwing stones at the fowls.

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

"Here you are, dearie... I made these myself."

"I tell you Tom, I barely made it out alive."

"Omelettes again?!"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Tasty bird.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Dogs and Chickens

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."