Chicken Fan T-Shirts

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"Grasshoppers all around."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Battery Chicken.

"Why have you come over here?"

Ideas that failed: Seeing Eye Chickens

'Good, they have a matinee session: We'll be home in time to roost...'

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Supreme court nomination

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Easter Bunny

"That guy's a real chick magnet."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

A Migrating Chicken

Well, honey... the good news is, the Easter bunny does really exist!'

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

TV programme - The Eggs Factor

'It tastes like ..... well, chicken.'

"My car's a chick magnet"

'I comb it this way because the chicks dig it.'

Angel with wings - Chicken angel with wings

Dogs and Chickens

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Head over Hooves

Silence of the Chickens...

Wolf Karaoke

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'