Poultry Fan Gifts

'Quack.'

Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Naughty little boy a 'cochin' it for throwing stones at the fowls.

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

"Here you are, dearie... I made these myself."

"I tell you Tom, I barely made it out alive."

"Omelettes again?!"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Dogs and Chickens

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Tasty bird.'