Poultry Fans Gifts

"Why did the farmer cross the road?"

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

Chickens watching 'The Eggs Files'.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Tasty bird.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Dogs and Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).