Poultry Fans Pillows

"Why did the farmer cross the road?"

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

Chickens watching 'The Eggs Files'.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Tasty bird.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Dogs and Chickens

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'