Poultry Enthusiast Pillows

A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.

'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'

Chicken Labour.

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

'I owe my success to my mother, who egged me on.'

'I guess this means it's over between us.'

'Could I jump in front of you? I'm bursting to lay I think I might Egg myself.'

Turkey with an ax to grind.

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'We start them working at a young age.'

Attilla the Hen.

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'You should learn to relax, Doris!'

Where Washington's chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

Perdue University.

'Look, just do the best you can.'

An omelet waiting to happen

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'Well, I don't know how to check if they are fertilized! But, we need to figure it out before your parents get home!'

The Colonel at home.

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"And as the hand reached in the coop a voice whispered; 'you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelette'!"

Knock-knock 'Who's there?'

'Can you take a little off the top, please?'

The cluck stops here. (Woman killing chicken).

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"HEY! That's my THING!"

"I think he's an ax murderer."

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

"Free-range is when we give the chickens a head start."

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"Congratulations! Your first?"

"Edna and I have been together since she was a spring chicken."