Poultry Aficionado Pillows

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

'That's him! Third from the left!' - Easter Bunny's Troubled Youth

'I do my own thing.'

"No, he's not my first. I've had dozens."

'Small, medium or large?'

Where Easter eggs come from.

'Do you promise to tell the truth?'

Chickens

"I feel sorry for him. He's already been stuffed."

"Who's Next ?"

"Now don't go getting all clucky on me!"

"That's so typical of men..."

"Who'd you say you booked this vacation through? Did you EVEN read the reviews?!"

Fresh Eggs.

'Notice the weight Charlene's put on lately? She's either pregnant or headed for the old chopping block.'

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful memory: 'Finger lickin' good, baby! Finger lickin' good!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

Where the hens lay hard boiled eggs

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'This race is simply too close to call.'