Poultry Fanatic Gifts

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

"Would you like straws for your sodas?"

'Tasty bird.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

The Colonel at home.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"Dayum. She bootylicious."