Poultry Passionist Gifts

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Tasty bird.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

The Colonel at home.

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Fee Range Chickens

Liberty

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."