Rooster Fan Gifts

Barnyard Motel. You'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call when I say you'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call.

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Honestly - the old man's spelling gets worse!'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Wolf Karaoke

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'This is a real barnburner.'

Mars Rover

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'