Rover Fan Gifts

Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...

Mars Rover

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

That one has all the batteries!

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Soldier armed with a pen.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

The Da Vinci Cod

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

The Raven in Flight

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.