Rover Fan Pillows

Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...

Mars Rover

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Soldier armed with a pen.

The Da Vinci Cod

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

The Raven in Flight

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Rembrandt's Selfies

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Self-driving sled