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Undercover Agent

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Dog detectives

Mars Rover

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Clandestine cows.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

'He's been shot!'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

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