Undercover Intrigue Fan Gifts

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'I think they're up to something.'

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Clandestine cows.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Undercover Agent

007 regretted switching to beer

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'Yes, we both agree to do what's best for the country...but how do I know you're not a Russian spy?'

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

Time Machine Assassination Squad

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?