International Intrigue Fan Gifts

"I want to fight Russia!"

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

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'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Russian Bear Left Along in the Cold

"I apologize for that little incident at sea. I feel as bad about that as I'm sure you feel about zionism comments."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

TTIP

"And just who are you pointing that gun at, Mr. Imperialist Warmonger?!"

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Zelensky at UN

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Splendid Advice

Get Ready for the Next One

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

The Russian Bear takes away Ukraine's ball.

UN agreements.

Man and his translator stick out their tongues.

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

Differing Views Of Israel

Here We Go Again

Rent-a-Stan

Time Machine Assassination Squad

CIA embarrassment in Russia.

Oliver Stone's biopic Edward Snowden