International Intrigue Gifts

UN agreements.

Japan and China island dispute.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

"It's a plant based solution."

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

'You rang?'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Man and his translator stick out their tongues.

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

In The Bastille

Violin

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

"Did you find the captain's log?"

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

Erdogan Blocks Swedish and Finnish Attempts to Join Nato

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

'Tiptoe it by legal.'

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.