Government Intrigue Gifts

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'I think they're up to something.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

Trilby - 'Confession

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

"It's a plant based solution."

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

"Donald! It's time to tell our citizens that we exist."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

UN agreements.

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

Barnaby is enrolled

In The Bastille

Time Machine Assassination Squad

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"Did you find the captain's log?"

Conspiracy theorist

"I totally get it. I hate Fake News, too."

"There are rumours circulating around the school that the Russian exchange student helped you to become class president."

'It's a long shot, but it might just work.'

'Tiptoe it by legal.'

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

The Path to Glory

Lorg George Gordon in the Tower

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.