Government Intrigue Follower Gifts

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Memo Mania

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

Oliver Stone's biopic Edward Snowden

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

In The Bastille

Barnaby is enrolled

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

'I just had a terrible thought. What if we run out of things to tax in our lifetime.'

Time Machine Assassination Squad

College class: the Clinton years must be 18 to enroll.

"Fake news! All fake! Go back out there and bring back news I want to hear!!"

America's Gross Federal Debt

Cardinal Richelieu

'Jack, can you prove that Harrison stabbed you in the back?'

Conspiracy theorist

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

Kim Jong Nam

The Ultimate Crime

"There are rumours circulating around the school that the Russian exchange student helped you to become class president."

'It's a long shot, but it might just work.'

"Public sector workers need to 'get real'...There is no way the government can carry on paying them the pensions they want..."

Betty Boothroyd

"Is there someone else?"

"I totally get it. I hate Fake News, too."

The democrats win Georgia run-offs

FBI. 'Now what do we do? -- Bill and Hillary want to see each other's files!'