Government Intrigue Admirer Gifts

'I was recruited by the Government at University and then they spent a great deal of time and money turning me into a deadly weapon.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'I think they're up to something.'

Mensa Does Improv

The wine-shop

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

The Codfather.

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"While remarkably accurate, your answer should have been three branches of government, not the Three Stooges of Government."

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

"Congress just passed a bill turning the entire judicial branch of the government over to the States!"

"Remember the marine biologist? Now, that was brain food."

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."