Government Intrigue Aficionado Gifts

Saddam Hussein is visited in prison by a relative.

'I think they're up to something.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

"While remarkably accurate, your answer should have been three branches of government, not the Three Stooges of Government."

Oliver Stone's biopic Edward Snowden

"Congress just passed a bill turning the entire judicial branch of the government over to the States!"

Mind Narrows.

'It'll deliver more and better services at a lower cost -- it's Giant Economy Size Government!'

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"

We see the US flag flying outside a government building, with the strips going vertically - US Government tackles obesity.

Congressional Trimming

Time Machine Assassination Squad