Government Intrigue Admirer Mugs

'I was recruited by the Government at University and then they spent a great deal of time and money turning me into a deadly weapon.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Mensa Does Improv

'I think they're up to something.'

The wine-shop

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

The Codfather.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"

Congressional Trimming

"Remember the marine biologist? Now, that was brain food."