Intelligence Agency Follower Gifts

In The Basement of the CIA

The Anti-Agent

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Government Intelligence

Gangs of New York

"Trump's America"

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"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Putin Holds The World Hostage

CIA Recommended TVs

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

'I said bring the dossier!'

Newscorp hacks into itself.

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"Take it. It's the dress code."

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

US Advises Americans to Leave Ukraine

The Honorable Mr. Kim meets the disgraceful Mr. Trump.

"What do we do with all this data we collect on you? Sorry, that's privileged information."

"Clean them out!"

'I just had a terrible thought. What if we run out of things to tax in our lifetime.'

John Brennan

"It's hard to get good help these days."

Indo-Pacific Quad-Summit

Ukraine Crisis

America's Gross Federal Debt

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"The secret was in the sauce."