Intelligence Agency Fan Gifts

John Brennan

'We've got latest news world public enemy number one, President Roosevelt!'

The Anti-Agent

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I need to know who started it."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Government Intelligence

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

Elusive Shadow.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

50 Year Celebrations.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Memo Mania

A spy peering round the corner.

CIA Recommended TVs

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I said bring the dossier!'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.