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John Brennan

'We've got latest news world public enemy number one, President Roosevelt!'

The Anti-Agent

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I need to know who started it."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Government Intelligence

Elusive Shadow.

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

A spy peering round the corner.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

CIA Recommended TVs

'I said bring the dossier!'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

"Take it. It's the dress code."