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"Fake news! All fake! Go back out there and bring back news I want to hear!!"

The Anti-Agent

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Government Intelligence

"Trump's America"

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

CIA Recommended TVs

Putin Holds The World Hostage

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

Memo Mania

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'I said bring the dossier!'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"Take it. It's the dress code."

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

CIA Cafeteria. There's no code to break, Ernie --- It's alphabet soup.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

US Advises Americans to Leave Ukraine

Gas Policy ? la Carte

The Honorable Mr. Kim meets the disgraceful Mr. Trump.

"What do we do with all this data we collect on you? Sorry, that's privileged information."

Ukraine Crisis

Indo-Pacific Quad-Summit

"It's hard to get good help these days."

'I just had a terrible thought. What if we run out of things to tax in our lifetime.'

John Brennan

"Clean them out!"

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"The secret was in the sauce."

America's Gross Federal Debt

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

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