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"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I spy with my little eye…"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Information about information about information about information.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

The Modern Godot

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Spy Satellite

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

CIA Recommended TVs

Memo Mania

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Super-ego Surveillance

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!