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"Anything new in social media, dear, or are you just pandering to your base?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Eldrow

"I, TikTok."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Can't Touch This

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

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2016 election squabbles!

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Football supporters.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Pollster

Elections in the USA

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

The Great Divide.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'You have a friend request.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

We were THIS close to finding out what a senate seat goes for...

"I hope it misses us!"

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."